{"product_id":"i-eat-crayons-sticker","title":"I Eat Crayons Sticker 4 Inch — Waterproof Vinyl Decal Marine Corps USMC Veteran","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis I Eat Crayons sticker brings the marine corps usmc veteran design to your laptop, water bottle, car bumper, tumbler, notebook, or anywhere a sticker fits. A durable 4-inch waterproof vinyl decal — perfect for sharing your identity, humor, values, or fandom wherever you go.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSpecs:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e 4\" diameter\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e Waterproof vinyl with strong adhesive backing\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDurability:\u003c\/strong\u003e UV-resistant, fade-proof, dishwasher-safe, long-lasting outdoor \u0026amp; indoor\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eStyle:\u003c\/strong\u003e Expressive, aesthetic, conversation-starting design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhere to apply:\u003c\/strong\u003e Laptops, water bottles, car bumpers and windows, tumblers, travel mugs, skateboards, helmets, coolers, notebooks, journals, phone cases, guitar cases, suitcases.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWho it's for:\u003c\/strong\u003e 'I Eat Crayons' USMC-Marine-Corps-inside-joke families (the iconic Marine-Corps self-deprecating crayon-eating joke!), the family whose multigenerational-Marine-Corps-veteran and active-duty-Marine heritage tradition is sacred, USMC-EGA-Eagle-Globe-Anchor community.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGift occasions:\u003c\/strong\u003e USMC-Marine-Corps-veteran and active-duty gifts, Marine-Corps-birthday-November-10 gifts, Marine-gag-crayon-eating friend gifts, Veterans-Day-November-11 gifts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy this sticker?\u003c\/strong\u003e Show what matters to you — perfect for people who love wearing their identity, humor, and values on their water bottle, laptop, or car bumper as daily-driver conversation starters.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFAQ\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs it really waterproof?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes — vinyl with waterproof adhesive holds up to rain, washing, and outdoor exposure. Hand-wash recommended for dishwasher-bound items.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill it fade in sunlight?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eUV-resistant inks keep colors vivid even on car bumpers. Indoor use lasts indefinitely.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I remove it without residue?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDesigned to stay put, but peelable with patience. Use rubbing alcohol for stubborn residue.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"No Thorns Media","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48154013237480,"sku":"PF64bf530de4582V1-FBA","price":5.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0677\/3312\/7400\/files\/71mSBweHNiL_79c41508-3bc5-4bc0-aa63-ea722772a4ca.jpg?v=1774614449","url":"https:\/\/nothorns.media\/products\/i-eat-crayons-sticker","provider":"No Thorns Media","version":"1.0","type":"link"}