{"product_id":"i-hate-people-ceramic-coffee-mug-11oz-funny-sarcastic-quote-tea-coffee-mug-with-comfo-xsy-pl4n-2bl","title":"I Hate People Mug 11oz — White Ceramic Funny Sarcastic Coffee Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor the introvert whose ideal Saturday is \"no plans\" and whose ideal Friday is also \"no plans\" — this 11oz white ceramic I Hate People mug pairs morning coffee with relatable sarcastic energy. Bold quote graphic, comfortable grip, built for daily use.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat you get:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e 11oz capacity, 3.80\" height\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e Premium white ceramic, lead-free glaze\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePrint:\u003c\/strong\u003e High-definition sublimation, fade-resistant after 1000+ washes\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHandle:\u003c\/strong\u003e Ergonomic C-grip, fits index + middle finger comfortably\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSafe for:\u003c\/strong\u003e Microwave and dishwasher (top rack)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWho it's for:\u003c\/strong\u003e Hardcore introverts, the friend whose \"I'm an introvert\" t-shirt is on weekly rotation, customer-service workers off the clock, retail veterans, work-from-home enthusiasts, the friend who genuinely prefers their dog to most people.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGift occasions:\u003c\/strong\u003e Birthday gifts for the introvert friend, \"I quit my customer-facing job\" celebration gifts, holiday gifts for the relatable family member, white elephant exchanges, \"thanks for being you\" gag gifts, work-from-home anniversary gifts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFAQ\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the print dishwasher-safe?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes — top-rack dishwasher safe. Hand-wash for max longevity beyond 5 years.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill it fit my Keurig?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes. Standard 3.80\" height fits all Keurig models and drip coffee makers.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMicrowave-safe?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes — no metallic elements, safe for daily microwave use.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"No Thorns Media","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48153915130088,"sku":"XSY-PL4N-2BL9-FBA","price":8.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0677\/3312\/7400\/files\/611mJYM5O0L.jpg?v=1774278851","url":"https:\/\/nothorns.media\/products\/i-hate-people-ceramic-coffee-mug-11oz-funny-sarcastic-quote-tea-coffee-mug-with-comfo-xsy-pl4n-2bl","provider":"No Thorns Media","version":"1.0","type":"link"}