{"product_id":"no-weenies-allowed-patch-for-clothes-embroidered-iron-on-patch-for-backpack-jacket-fabric-sports-patches-for-clothes-souvenirs-gifts-id45095-dkm-y6j1-p1oa-fba","title":"No Weenies Allowed Patch — 3\" Embroidered Iron-On Tough Guy Humor Patch","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor the irreverent-humor friend, the 90s-00s-Nickelodeon-cartoon-nostalgia adopter, or the dad-joke-tradition family — this 3-inch embroidered No Weenies Allowed patch celebrates the iconic tough guy humor design in vivid detail. Iron-on, machine-washable, built for daily wear on jackets, backpacks, and denim.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSpecs:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e 3\" diameter, round shape\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e Polyester embroidered, multicolored\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eApplication:\u003c\/strong\u003e Iron-on adhesive (or sew-on for permanent hold)\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCare:\u003c\/strong\u003e Machine washable, doesn't peel off, vivid colors\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eStyle:\u003c\/strong\u003e Detailed embroidered statement design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhere to apply:\u003c\/strong\u003e Denim jackets, backpacks, jeans, baseball caps, vests, tote bags, scout uniforms, statement-aesthetic collector bags, kids' school bags.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWho it's for:\u003c\/strong\u003e Irreverent-humor friend community (the iconic 'No Weenies Allowed' SpongeBob-Mermaidman-Salty-Spitoon-episode meme), 90s-00s-Nickelodeon-cartoon-nostalgia adopter friends (the millennial-and-Gen-Z childhood-cartoon-pilgrimage), the dad-joke-tradition-family community, the friend whose SpongeBob-meme-aesthetic Insta is real (15+ years of meme-cultural-relevance!), the family whose multigenerational-Nickelodeon-cartoon Saturday-morning-tradition is sacred, the friend whose tough-guy-with-soft-side ironic-aesthetic is real.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGift occasions:\u003c\/strong\u003e Irreverent-humor-friend birthday gifts, SpongeBob-fan friend gifts, 90s-00s-nostalgia friend gifts, dad-joke-loving father gifts, kid-and-millennial-bridge gift, Father's-Day-dad-joke gifts, graduation gifts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow to apply (iron-on):\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003col\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003ePlace patch on fabric, fabric-side down\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eCover with cloth, iron 30-40 seconds at high heat (no steam)\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eFlip and iron from the back another 20 seconds\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eLet cool. For maximum durability, sew the edges with thread\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ol\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFAQ\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill it stick to denim and canvas?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes — works on cotton, denim, canvas, polyester blends. Avoid silk, leather, and waterproof fabrics.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMachine-washable?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes. Cold water inside-out wash. Air-dry recommended for max longevity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I sew it instead?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes — recommended for high-wear backpacks and scout uniforms.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"No Thorns Media","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48156633170152,"sku":"DKM-Y6J1-P1OA-FBA","price":6.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0677\/3312\/7400\/files\/91-_CwnvO9L_627a2769-7769-472d-969b-310934e76b47.jpg?v=1774613750","url":"https:\/\/nothorns.media\/products\/no-weenies-allowed-patch-for-clothes-embroidered-iron-on-patch-for-backpack-jacket-fabric-sports-patches-for-clothes-souvenirs-gifts-id45095-dkm-y6j1-p1oa-fba","provider":"No Thorns Media","version":"1.0","type":"link"}