{"product_id":"retirement-weekly-schedule-ceramic-coffee-mug-11oz-humor-retired-life-joke-tea-coffee-n66-tb5w-f1x","title":"Retirement Weekly Schedule Mug 11oz — White Ceramic Funny Retired Coffee Mug","description":"\u003cp\u003eFor the friend or family member whose hard-earned retirement schedule is now \"whatever I want, whenever I want\" — this 11oz white ceramic Retirement Weekly Schedule mug pairs morning coffee with classic retired-life humor. Cute schedule graphic, comfortable grip, built for daily use.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat you get:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e 11oz capacity, 3.80\" height\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e Premium white ceramic, lead-free glaze\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePrint:\u003c\/strong\u003e High-definition sublimation, fade-resistant after 1000+ washes\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHandle:\u003c\/strong\u003e Ergonomic C-grip, fits index + middle finger comfortably\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSafe for:\u003c\/strong\u003e Microwave and dishwasher (top rack)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWho it's for:\u003c\/strong\u003e New retirees navigating their first year off, soon-to-be retirees counting weeks down, the parent whose retirement plans include \"more grandkid time,\" military retirees, teachers retiring after 30 years, the dad whose calendar is now blank by choice.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGift occasions:\u003c\/strong\u003e Retirement party gifts (the classic), \"your last day of work\" send-off gifts, retirement birthday celebrations, \"first year retired\" anniversary gifts, holiday gifts for new retirees, \"we made it\" co-retiree celebration gifts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFAQ\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the print dishwasher-safe?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes — top-rack dishwasher safe. Hand-wash for max longevity beyond 5 years.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill it fit my Keurig?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes. Standard 3.80\" height fits all Keurig models and drip coffee makers.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMicrowave-safe?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes — perfect for retirement morning leisure.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"No Thorns Media","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48153926238440,"sku":"N66-TB5W-F1XD-FBA","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0677\/3312\/7400\/files\/71P0mY9Cn2L.jpg?v=1774279123","url":"https:\/\/nothorns.media\/products\/retirement-weekly-schedule-ceramic-coffee-mug-11oz-humor-retired-life-joke-tea-coffee-n66-tb5w-f1x","provider":"No Thorns Media","version":"1.0","type":"link"}